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Carl O'Neill
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Dec 25 2018 01:45 PM
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Ram Askaari
I accidentally drank a little food colouring last night. I ended up dying inside.
Dec 20 2018 12:59 AM
Ram Askaari
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, “We’re looking for someone who is responsible.” “Well, I’m your man.” I replied, “In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”
Dec 20 2018 12:58 AM
Ram Askaari
Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
Dec 19 2018 04:48 AM
Ram Askaari
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Dec 18 2018 09:13 AM
Ram Askaari
Been excercising my right to party, also have been excercising my right to remain silent when I get arrested.
Dec 13 2018 12:06 AM
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Ram Askaari
gaaaaaaaaaaay
Dec 14 2018 11:15 AM
CyberFear WarFear
Eve is just a game if you can not handle it then this game is not for you
Dec 10 2018 03:30 PM
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Ram Askaari
Q. How many PL pilots Does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Depends on how long it takes for CCP to arrive
Dec 19 2018 04:53 AM
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Ram Askaari
What kind of missile launchers do pirate use ?
ARRRRRbalest
Dec 19 2018 04:55 AM
Ni Cho
Good night mother, good night Jonboy, good night Hardcastle, good night McCormack, good night Chief, good night McCloud
Dec 08 2018 11:17 PM
Ram Askaari
Being cop HR Director is like being a babysitter that doesn't get paid and teaches curse words to 3 year olds
Dec 08 2018 03:10 PM
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Ram Askaari
I refuse
Dec 19 2018 05:00 AM
