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Ram Askaari
Dating a single mother: It’s like continuing from somebody else’s saved game.
Jan 14 2019 08:17 AM
Ram Askaari
There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.
Dec 30 2018 11:38 AM
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Carl O'Neill
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Dec 25 2018 01:45 PM
Ram Askaari
I accidentally drank a little food colouring last night. I ended up dying inside.
Dec 20 2018 12:59 AM
Ram Askaari
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, “We’re looking for someone who is responsible.” “Well, I’m your man.” I replied, “In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”
Dec 20 2018 12:58 AM
Ram Askaari
Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
Dec 19 2018 04:48 AM
Ram Askaari
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Dec 18 2018 09:13 AM
